| nickname: | none that I answer to |
| class of: | 2003, oh so far away |
| first season: | Freshman fall baby |
| biggest rookie season shocker: | our first scrum ever....she's gonna put her hand where? and listening to people fight over who gets my ass. |
| position: | tighthead prop |
| favorite rugby moment: | watching Alice Hershey stop some girl from trying. The girl is falling into the try zone with the ball in her hands and headed for the ground when Alice basically straddles her, grabs the ball and just stands there holding the girl up by the ball for like five minutes before the rest of the players get there. |
| favorite post-game rugby moment: | lifting Fabs in practice or listening to her sing songs, the drunken human pyramid. |
| favorite alan-ism: | That girl couldn't catch a cold naked in a snowstorm. |
| favorite song lyric: | On Tuesday sing to the prop that's tight, hasn't been laid in many a night..... and there's a girl named Rhiana masturbating like Madonna cause they tell her I don't wanna in Mobile. |